An expensive Spanish ham, ‘tudor flamenco card’ and a fancy Spanish knife are on the pub table.
Voice 1: “Ok, so the Spanish sent us some meat..”
Voice 2: “And a lovely letter!”
Voice 3: “Lovely, but is that fucking all?”
Thank you kindly to https://twitter.com/VictorOjuel for the information about “What would someone in Spain send as general touristy but nice gifts” And yes flamenco was not invented yet, nor the general postal system, but that’s why they’re wearing ruffs.